If you are a Ducth football fan what can you expect from the upcoming game? Well, let’s just say this: the Finnish Huuhkajat will be playing with the wind in Pukki’s hair — and that’s something even Total Football can’t defend against.
Of course, the ball is round, and even the Oranje might get lucky. Stranger things have happened.
A sure bet on the other hand is the after party at Crystal Show Club. 2 Floors of action with VIP areas and stunningly beautiful international dancers make this the one goal no Ducthman wants to miss.
As is tradition whenever a UEFA qualifier brings a visiting team full of hope to Helsinki, our dancers — who happen to be professional conversationalists and fluent in just about every language imaginable — will be hosting a live support group for footbal fans to comfort and console any fans taking the loss a little too personally. (No dutch speakers)
Unless you’re planning to crawl straight into bed and cry yourself to sleep after the match, make your way to Lönnrotinkatu 19 for a night so unforgettable, it might just help you forget the game you wish you’d never experienced.
How can I find my way to the best after party?
A question asked often by fans and players alike, and its only natural – once the footy is out of the way everyone is hungry for a good after party with some attractive strippers.
The best way to get to the after party from the stadium in June will be either walking, takinga taxi or using the public transport – meaning the tram. The public transport system in Helsinki is clean an efficient and we believe the core reason Finland has been vited the happiest country in the world. Should you choose to take the tram you have several options leaving from the stops about 500 meters south of the stadium. Look for tram lines umber 1, 2, 4 and 10 for example. For a live map of trams traveling on the lines see https://sporat.fi/.
Please note that no tickets are sold on the trams themselves, download and install the HSL mobile app (IOS and Android or just enter “HSL” in the search bar in your respective app store) and pay the tickets with your phone.
Good to know: statistics show that presenting a public transport ticket in a strip club environment makes you, on average, 17% more attractive to the opposite sex compared to your peers.
See the map below for instructions on getting to the club from the olympic stadium.
