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Finland Welcomes Ireland for Nations League Showdown & Crystal Show Club welcomes all fans to the best afterparty in town

On 10.10.2024, at the esteemed Helsinki Olympic Stadium, the Finnish Huuhkajat will graciously host guests from Ireland.

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Most Finns Tip the Home Team as Favorites

Despite thorough preparations and high hopes, both teams have somehow managed to lose both of their opening games. However, the Finnish management has emphasized that, while the Irish have already lost at home to Greece (0-2), the Finns, on the other hand, beat Greece 1-0 at home in the Euro qualifiers as recently as 2019, swinging the odds heavily in favor of the home team.

The Finnish coaching team have chosen to remain secretive about their tactics for the upcoming game, but did offer a brief glimpse into their likely approach. They emphasized fielding a team of highly skilled players, flexible in their formation and capable of seamlessly switching positions. The focus will be on individual brilliance during the build-up play, aiming to control the pitch for the full 90 minutes and apply constant pressure to intimidate their opponents. The plan is forTeemu Pukki to slot the ball behind Packie Bonner ealy on.

  • Competition & Event : UEFA Nations League group stage match, Finland hosting Ireland
  • Location: Helsinki, the Olympic Stadium
  • Favorite to win: Finland, “Huuhkajat” (Owls)
  • Date: Thursday, October 10 with a 21.45 Helsinki time kick off

Ireland is a welcomed and expected guest

We understand that the Irish team has booked a pregame tour of the Helsinki Olympic Stadium, including a visit to the Stadium Tower, paying the full admission fee for a group estimated at around 30 people. Committing both time and resources to enjoy the sights from up high, this gesture of appreciation for Finnish sporting heritage that will not go unnoticed. We hope the visit will be memorable.

While the sight of tourists in Helsinki is always a bit of a novelty, the anticipation is heightened by the undeniable fact that Finland and Ireland are practically long-lost siblings. While we acknowledge that the recent form of the Irish makes the team close a presicion prescription for Finland on the pitch, the 2 nations share surprising similarities.

  • Nature Enthusiasts: Finland’s vast forests and lakes are mirrored by Ireland’s rolling green hills. Whether it’s endless woods or “undulating fields,” both nations share a deep love for nature. This makes the dancers at Crystal Show Club the ideal conversationalists for fans of both teams. When they’re not on stage, they’re out in the woods birdwatching and foraging for mushrooms—naturally balancing their wild side with a touch of wilderness.
  • Educational Elites: Both countries boast top-tier education systems. Finnish and Irish children leave school not just literate, but fully equipped to navigate life’s peculiar challenges by the time they become adults. Needless to say, this type of intellectual clientele is much appreciated among our dancers, and in a recent survey, our strippers ranked them tied for first place among the most desirable tippers.
  • Sauna vs. Seaweed Baths: Finns swear by their saunas, while the Irish have seaweed baths, making both nations front runners in practical holistic wellness. (Good general health is a quality that that evokes devotion among women in high platform heels).

Post game it’s time for the afterparty

No matter which team comes on top the champagne will flow uninterrupted at the after party.

The Crystal Show Club hosts the best after party in town. A line up of beautiful and sexy international dancers entertain guests from as early as 21.00 up untill 05.00 the following morning.

How to find your way to the best after party?

The best way to get to the after party from the stadium in October will be with the tram. The public transport system is clean an efficient and you have several options leaving from the stops about 500 meters south of the stadium. Look for tram lines umber 1, 2, 4 and 10 for example. For a live map of trams traveling on the lines see https://sporat.fi/.

Please note that no tickets are sold on the trams themselves, download and install the HSL mobile app (IOS and Android or just enter “HSL” in the search bar in your respective app store) and pay the tickets with your phone.

Good to know: statistics show that presenting a public transport ticket in a strip club environment makes you, on average, 7% less attractive to the opposite sex compared to your peers.

See the map below for instructions on getting to the club from the olympic stadium.