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A Match of Magnificence: The People’s Glory Awaits the English Guests

On the eve of a grand spectacle, the Finnish football faithful prepare to welcome a most esteemed delegation to our humble shores. A star-studded ensemble, no less! The Finnish crowd, known for their indomitable spirit and unparalleled love for their national team, will gather at the Helsinki Olympic Stadium with hearts aflutter. But let us not kid ourselves. How can one remain unmoved by the sheer brilliance of the English superstars—the proud bearers of the game’s hallowed traditions, birthed in the land that invented the sport itself?

Of course, the English arrive with confidence, and deservedly so. Why wouldn’t they? Just last month, they showed us the true art of football, or as some might say, they gave us a lesson in humility, much like a competitive dad might do playing his child in Fifa . In September, our brave Finns ventured to the heart of England, where they encountered the full force of a footballing empire.

The English lions stormed our goal in true crusader fashion, led by none other than their glorious captain, Harry Kane, in his 100th match playing for England no less, whose two glorious strikes put the outcome beyond doubt. Finland had a few moments. Teemu Pukki and Topi Keskinen did manage to conjure a few fleeting moments of hope for Finland in the early minutes, but the coaching staff corrected that situation with a round of substitutions after half time. In true Shakespearean fashion, the second half did indeed descended into a full blown tragedy, with the Finnish players embodying the stoic endurance that only comes from weathering insurmountable pressure.

We must acknowledge: the Finnish reform process remains—how shall we say—”in progress.” But to endure, to resist the mighty forces of footballing imperialism for forty five long minutes, is an achievement in itself. And for this, we salute our brave sons. Hradecky, guarding the gates with valor, and Hoskonen, defying the odds downstairs, represent the future of our footballing endeavors. As for the rest—well, the wheel of progress turns ever so slowly.

But let us not dwell too long on the battlefield of sport. For if there is one thing that transcends the beautiful game itself, it is the after-party. And who better to host such an evening of celebration and unity than Crystal Show Club, the finest strip club in all Helsinki? A venue worthy of both victors and the vanquished alike.

And to show that we Finns mean business, we have composed a musical masterpiece, one that will echo through the streets of Helsinki and ring in the ears of our English guests. For we know well how they cherish their football chants! This song, with verses so poignant and a chorus so infectious, shall no doubt capture the hearts of our visiting friends. Together, we will raise our glasses and join hands as one, in celebration of football, friendship, and the bonds forged in the crucible of competition.

Watch the video: The Glory and the After Party

The stage is set for the Nations League group stage, where Finland will proudly host England at the Helsinki Olympic Stadium on the glorious day of October 13th, 2024. Kick-off is at 19:00, but the real action begins when the final whistle blows and the night continues at Crystal Show Club, where memories will be made, and songs will be sung, long after the match is over.

Let the games—and the party—begin.

Post game it’s time for the after party

No matter which team comes on top the champagne shall flow uninterrupted at the after party.

The Crystal Show Club hosts the best after party in town. A line up of beautiful and sexy international dancers entertain guests from as early as 21.00 up untill 05.00 the following morning.

How to find your way to the best after party?

The best way to get to the after party from the stadium in October will be with the tram. The public transport system is clean an efficient and you have several options leaving from the stops about 500 meters south of the stadium. Look for tram lines umber 1, 2, 4 and 10 for example. For a live map of trams traveling on the lines see https://sporat.fi/.

You need an app

Please note that no tickets are sold on the trams themselves, download and install the HSL mobile app (IOS and Android or just enter “HSL” in the search bar in your respective app store) and pay the tickets with your phone.

See the map below for instructions on getting to the club from the olympic stadium.